Senator Wannabe

From time to time
You always heard it on the radio.
Oftentimes watched it on TV.
Seen their posters and stickers everywhere.
Even saw them on Friendster, MySpace, Facebox, etc.

The Politician's Campaign Ads, what else!

Every time there is an election coming, you always see these candidates on the news, on TV shows, on the streets--almost everywhere! And every time you see them, they always flash their captivating smile, their 24-dollar handshakes, hear their too-good-to-be-true-promises and sincere, winning platforms. And it's always the same old trick. The same old lines.

And--as they always say--it's time for a change.

And I'll change it--right here, right now.

Because I will run for a senatorial position and make them all vanish into thin air--for a change.

PERSONAL PROFILE

Name: Miss G
Age: 13.. (14 years ago)
Location: Philippines
Birthdate: February 1980
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
Motto: "Being beautiful is being Miss G"

FAVORITES

Color: Pink, Powder Blue, Lilac
Books: John Grisham's, Perri O' Shaughnessy's, Stuart Woods'
TV Shows: F.R.I.E.N.D.S., Beverly Hills 90210, Melrose Place, Sunset Beach,
Oprah, Mirada de Mujer, Life with Bonnie

Movies: Glitter, The Bodyguard, Breakfast at Tiffany's, City of Angels
Hobbies: P.E.D.R.O.S.

GETTING TO KNOW YOU

Most Embarrassing Moment: can't think of anything eh..
Describe Yourself: judge me na lang in person
What is Love? Love is like a rosary full of mysteries.
Who's your crush? G.G.
First Kiss: my parents
First Love: A.G.
How much does it cost you? Php 4,569.50 and still counting
Describe your ideal man: strong, smart and affectionate

DEDICATION

Dear Friend,

Thank you for giving me space in your cute autograph!

Miss G

PLATFORMS

• special benefits and discounts will be granted to the third sex community.
• 'service fee' will be fixed to Php50.00 forever
• ALL FEMALES must be inside their respective houses before 4:00pm, failure to comply will result to death.
  
• UGLY MALES must be detained inside their respective houses, or death shall be applied.
• GOOD-LOOKING MALES must file outside the street as early as 4:00 pm to enable us--gays--to choose which of them will be served for dinner.
• GOOD-LOOKING MALES must not charge as high as Php50.00.
• direct or indirect insults to the third sex will be decapitated immediately.

Anyway, here is my official jingle entitled, "Hada Hada." Vote wisely!